If you’re tired of getting pelted by the USB Missile Launcher from your co-worker then take yourself out of misery with the self-destructing USB hub. This very official looking end-all command center doubles as a 4 port USB hub. Using the master key, insert – twist – flip the plastic protective cover and push the Big Red Button. Yes, it is kid friendly as the device doesn’t really explode but will play an alarming sound from your PC making you believe Armageddon is here. It’s not ready just yet, but will be in August. This USB gadget runs about $30USD.