Not So Funny USB Jokes [11]
What do you call a bee born in the United States? A USB.
When the person who invented the USB drive dies: They will lower the coffin into the grave and realize it’s the wrong direction. Flip it, and try again.
Why do people complain about plugging in USB cables? I always connect them on my second try.
Amazon offers a USB-powered taillight: It’s used to back up your computer.
Arguing with your wife is like a USB port: You will only be right 50% of the time.
I ate my USB flash drive: It only took 1 byte.
If you are carrying around a USB stick: Do you have mobile data?
What do you call a USB stick in Russia? A “Put-in.”
The USB Type-C design is brilliant: I can’t see a downside to it.
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable.
