Not So Funny USB Jokes [11]

Rich Gates July 2, 2019 Off Topic, Useless Novelty

What do you call a bee born in the United States?
A USB.

When the person who invented the USB drive dies:
They will lower the coffin into the grave and realize it’s the wrong direction. Flip it, and try again.

Why do people complain about plugging in USB cables?
I always connect them on my second try.

Amazon offers a USB-powered taillight:
It’s used to backup your computer.

Arguing with your wife is like a USB port:
You will only be right 50% of the time.

I ate my USB flash drive:
It only took 1 byte.

If you are carrying around a USB stick:
Do you have mobile data?

What do you call a USB stick in Russia?
A “Put-in”

The USB Type C design is brilliant:
I can’t see a downside to it.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its USB cable.

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Rich Gates

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