Every year on March 17, we honor Saint Patrick (circa 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland.每年3月17日，我们的荣誉的圣帕特里克（大约385-461 ） ，其中一个赞助圣人爱尔兰。 Whether or not you choose to celebrate the holiday by wearing green, eating Irish foods, imbibing Irish drink (您是否选择，以庆祝节日时身穿绿色，吃爱尔兰食品，饮料imbibing爱尔兰（ usually Guinness通常吉尼斯 ), or attending parades, we wish you a safe a happy holiday. ） ，或参加游行，我们祝你在一个安全的一个愉快的假期。
Everyone wants to be Irish on每个人都想成为爱尔兰对 St. Patrick’s Day 圣帕特里克节 … even computer operating systems. … …即使电脑操作系统。 So as you raise your glass to St. Patrick this year, try to pretend your beer was a computer operating system.使您提高玻璃的圣派翠克今年，尝试假装你的啤酒是一个计算机操作系统。 It might go a little like this…它可能有点喜欢这个…
Macintosh Beer Macintosh的啤酒
Considered by many to be a “light” beer.许多人认为是一个“轻”啤酒。 All the cans look identical.所有罐看看完全相同。 When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself.当你一从冰箱时，它会打开本身。 The ingredients list is not on the can.成分名单是不是就可以。 If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that “you don’t need to know.” A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.如果您打电话询问有关成分，你是说： “你不需要知道。 ”的公告，一边提醒您拖曳清空向trashcan 。
DOS Beer DOS的啤酒
Requires you to use your own can opener, and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can.您需要使用您自己可以开，和您阅读的方向之前仔细开放可以。 The can is divided into eight compartments of 2oz each, which have to be accessed separately. ，可分为八个隔间的二盎司，每个都必须单独访问。 A lot of people keep drinking it after it was discontinued.有很多人继续饮酒后，这是停止。
Windows 3.1 Beer Windows 3.1的啤酒
Was the world’s most popular beer in the mid-1990s.是世界上最流行的啤酒在20世纪90年代中期。 Looked a lot like Mac Beer’s.期待了很多喜欢的Mac啤酒的。 Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.要求您已拥有DOS的啤酒。 Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time.声称，它可让您喝啤酒的几个DOS的同时，但在现实中你只能喝一数，他们非常缓慢，尤其是缓慢如果你是喝啤酒的Windows在同一时间内。 Sometimes, for no apparent reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.有时，因为没有明显的理由，一个可以在Windows啤酒爆炸，当您打开它。
Windows NT Beer Windows NT的啤酒
Windows NT在Windows NT beer could only be purchased by the truckload.啤酒只可购买由卡车。 This caused most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators.这引起大多数人有走出去购买更大的冰箱。 The can looked just like Windows 3.1 Beer.该可以期待，就像Windows 3.1的啤酒。 Touted as an “industrial strength” beer, and suggested only for use in bars.被誉为“工业强度”啤酒，并建议只使用在酒吧。
Windows XP Beer Windows XP的啤酒
Tastes like Windows 2000 beer but comes with a pretty dress.口味一样， Windows 2000的啤酒，但附带一个美丽的服饰。 It opens sometimes without asking and if you leave a case of it open for awhile, it might explode all over your basement.它打开，有时没有要求，如果你留下一个箱子，它开放供一段时间，可能会爆炸，所有超过您的地下室。 Oh best of all, sometimes哦最重要的是，有时 Windows XP Windows XP中 Beer likes to open your front door and let people in to hang advertisements all over your house and steal your credit card number.啤酒喜欢打开你的前门，并让人们在挂广告，所有超过你的房子和窃取您的信用卡号码。
Windows Vista Beer Windows Vista的啤酒
Windows Vista Beer looks a lot like the newest Mac Beer but tastes more like Windows XP Beer. Windows Vista的啤酒看起来很多，如最新的Mac ，但啤酒的口味更象Windows XP的啤酒。 Most people will probably keep drinking Windows XP Beer大多数人可能会保持饮用水的Windows XP啤酒 until their friends try Windows Vista Beer直到他们的朋友尝试Windows Vista的啤酒 and say they like it.并说，他们喜欢它。 Many people try Windows Vista Beer, then spit it out and spend hours trying to put Windows XP Beer back into the same can.许多人尝试Windows Vista的啤酒，然后吐出，并花时间试图把Windows XP的啤酒回到同一可以。
UNIX Beer UNIX的啤酒
This very heavy beer comes in 32oz cans, and has been around for years, rumor has it that it was originally brewed as a hoax by a couple of bored workers, only for them to find that some people actually liked the stuff.这非常沉重的啤酒来在32盎司罐，并已靠近多年来，传闻有人说，它本来是酿制作为一个骗局是由一对夫妇钻孔工人，只有为他们找到，有些人其实是喜欢的东西。 It tends to be drunk only by freaks or eccentric academics, often with beards ; and drinkers of it do not like drinkers of any other beer.它往往是喝醉了，只有怪胎或偏心学者，往往与胡须 ;饮酒的，它不喜欢饮酒的任何其他啤酒。 In its basic form it doesn’t look particularly impressive, but with the addition of a magic ingredient named “X”, it can be converted into an all-singing all-dancing beer on a par with the others.在其基本形式，它不看尤其令人印象深刻，但与另外一个神奇的成分，命名为“ X ”的，它可以转化为所有歌唱的所有舞蹈啤酒就等同于其他人。 Many other varieties exist, with a huge range of flavors and (often unpronounceable) ingredients.许多其他品种的存在，与一个巨大的各种口味和（通常unpronounceable ）成分的药物。 Mac Beer has many of the same ingredients as Unix Beer.陆委会啤酒有许多相同的成分，作为Unix的啤酒。
OS/2 Beer OS / 2的啤酒 
Tasted like a mix between Unix and DOS Beer.尝到像一个组合之间的Unix和DOS的啤酒。 Allowed you to drink several DOS Beers and a Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously, but slowly.让你喝的几个DOS的啤酒和Windows 3.1啤酒的同时，但进展缓慢。 You您 never saw anyone drinking OS/2 Beer从来没有看到任何人饮用水的OS / 2啤酒 , but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claimed that 9 million OS/2 Beer six-packs were sold. ，但制造商（国际啤酒制造）声称9000000 OS / 2的啤酒6包共售出。 The best place these days to find a an OS/2 Beer is inside an old ATM machine.最好的地方，这些天的时间来寻找一个OS / 2的啤酒是一岁内的ATM机。
Amiga Beer amiga啤酒
The company went out of business, but their recipe was picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer is an import.该公司走出去的业务，但他们的食谱是拾起一些怪异的德国公司，因此现在这种啤酒是一种进口。 This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn’t understand marketing.这种啤酒从来就没有真正出售的很好，因为原来的制造商不明白市场营销。 Like Unix Beer, Amiga Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group.像Unix的啤酒， amiga啤酒的球迷是一个非常忠诚和响亮组。 When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design never changed much over the years, so it looked dated in its later years.当这本来是可以引进，似乎华而不实和丰富多彩的，但设计从来没有太大的改变多年来，因此，它期待月在其晚年。
VMS Beer 越南船民啤酒
Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping.需要最起码的使用者的互动，除了膨化顶部和结识各地。 However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or contain extremely un-beer-like contents.不过罐已经知道，有时要爆炸，或含有极为联合国啤酒一样的内容。 Best drunk in high pressure development environments.最佳喝醉了在高压力的开发环境。 When you call the manufacturer for the list of ingredients, you’re told that is proprietary and referred to an unknown listing in the manuals published by the FDA.当您致电制造商名单中的成分，您说是专有的，并转交给一个未知的上市，在手册出版的FDA的。 Rumors are that this was once listed in the Physicians’ Desk Reference as a tranquilizer, but no one can claim to have actually seen it.谣言，这是一旦上市，在医师的案头参考，作为镇定剂，但没有人可以声称，其实看到了。
